Mark_W was born at an early age in what was then called Devon. (To be fair, this is what it is still called to this day.)
Though the same age as famous Yorkshireman Darren Gough, he has not gone on to play cricket for England, and neither has he partnered diminutive rumba expert Lilia Kopylova to victory on TV’s Strictly Come Dancing. He now lives in Wales (the country, not the cetaceans) and promises this will be the last time he talks about himself in the third person or makes foolish Wales/whales “jokes”, howsoever marvellous.
He looks like this:
and, though a rational and sane gentleman, is inclined to pose in this sort of manner on purpose.
(Yes, that is a pink Christmas Tree in the background.)